7 Reasons why you should date a guy with locks

You have seen it for yourself; the lock vibe continues. Every left right and center guys are embracing the lock technology, looking hotter than they did a decade ago, in fact juicier. So if you’re looking for a guy to date, a guy with taste, packs, a vision, romantic and effortlessly loves you, look for locks and your prayers are answered. Disclaimer; the views in this article are solely and wholesomely held by Aileen’s heart. Because she can’t hold the love that burns within.

1. He’s sassy, classy and trendy. This baboon rival knows how to dress. He knows when the bowler hats go with a pair of khaki shorts and loafer shoes. He knows when to have a baseball shirt up, and when to have it a clean cut suit. He knows when to be naked, and when to be completely naked. Because either way, he always wins. He always has an A plus from me. A biased A plus.
2.  Because number 1 is boring. If you still walk into the barber shop and ask to be shaved a “number one”, you are boring. If your guy can’t be kinky and playful with something as little as hair, trust me, you’re going to have the most boring life ever. You’ll wake up to the same unkempt eyebrows, the same unbrushed teeth, the same unexciting everything. Too boring. Look for someone twisted. Someone who’ll treat you to a surprise breakfast in bed, a black forest cake for desert, and probably hide a fifty shilling note under your pillow. You know, good guys.
3. He’s fun and funny. If your boy has some branches on his head, keep that man. Lest Aileen will take him away from you. You have the world in your hands. The guy is a natural comedian. If he’s not, pretend to laugh and you’ll feel the fun. Because I don’t understand how you’d overlook this pretty God sent sexy thing. Good things come in limited edition. Enjoy the locks on your man before he turns thirty and looks like Eugene Wamalwa. You will want that hair someday
4.  He’s effortlessly cute. When I say effortlessly cute, I mean it. Because locked guys have cute eyes, cute lips, cute cheeks beneath a beard, cute eyebrows. They have lovely imaginary packs I could skip nights for. Even when they have none, the baby locks give the impression they do.
5. Locks is bae. I can’t think of anything exciting on a dude I could consider if not the hair. If you can’t grow a beard, at least have locks as a substitute. Kwa sababu hii tabia ya kuwa soft face inaboo. If facial hair seriously backfired on you, get some wax and grow that hair boy! Make your daddy proud. Grow what your daddy gave you.
6.  Let’s face it. These guys look good. If you’ve come across a guy who maintains his locks pretty well, you can agree that these guys look good. He has no blanket buds between his hair, no dirt, and his hair is always clean, black and upright. I’m not talking about the tiny one inch matutas some wannabes have on their heads. No. I’m talking about those strong mature soldiers. The battalion that walks on his head. The guy looks good, smells good, and how about we exchange contacts.

Finally brethren, the lock nation, represented by me, says live on brothers, keep those locks up and standing. Dready ni muhimu. More so if man, hair and Aileen come in the same sentence. And for those who look like toothbrushes with these tiny hair soldiers of mine, the world has a place for you, I don’t.